Accessibility Statement
We are committed to "Mission Improbable" when it come to protecting your privacy and ensuring that your data is handled in compliance with the Privacy Act of 1974. We have all been promised by most privacy policy statements that information collected is protected, however we never read this garbage. It's basically 'meaningless information', and your rights regarding your personal data is worth about as much as the first name of your Bologna. Keep updated with upcoming site changes which will showcase some of the most exciting and innovative ideas to end homelessness with our "Angels Arms" initiative.
What personal data we collect
We collect personal data that you provide to us only, such as your name, email address, and any other information you voluntarily submit to us. If you have any idea how difficult it has been to have uninterrupted access to the internet for the past year, you would probably understand the importance of privacy to us.
How we use your information
We don't really, we are lazy. The information we collect is used to enhance your optical pleasure and improve the enjoyment of the user experience. We may also use your data to communicate with you upon your request only, and to fulfill illegal obligations. We have implemented strong security measures to protect your data which you know is complete bullshit, including encryption and regular security audits. Our team continuously monitors for potential breaches and takes immediate action when necessary.
Your rights regarding personal data
You have the right to access, correct, or delete your personal data at any time although we have been forced into homelessness by Orange County, California and may need a little extra time to make changes for you when necessary. If you wish to exercise these rights, please contact us.
Changes to this policy
We may or may not update our privacy policy from time to time because, well, read Awareness!. Any changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date. We encourage you to review this policy periodically for the latest information on our privacy practices or lack there of.