In Bullshit We Trust
Updated: May 31
I believe it is time! I opened my eyes again this morning and not at all unusual but something is wrong. I woke up. Although gratefully at first, but eventually and painfully, without water again. It's pretty common, so not surprising. Have you ever found yourself in the position of not being able to get drinking water at 5:47 am? You may ask yourself, how did I get here? Why am I so thirsty? Why can't I remember how I got here? Why the fuck is there a tiger in my hotel room? Well, your going find out you unless you already know-you know who you are. This kind of disaster does not happen by accident. It does not happen overnight. It does not manifest itself by happenstance. There our forces beyond comprehension hard at work. The problem here is not the insatiable thirst, it's how the fuck did I fall asleep knowingly when there is no water anywhere to be found. How will I quench my palette with when the magical mist of morning should arrive? How will I get to work, school, or the gym today under these conditions; without support, lacking transportation, and no recourse. This is the all-important question of the day and is the catalyst for AWARENESS! So sit back and relax as you enjoy your Fiji, Avion, or Costco bottled, spring loaded, mountain fresh, mineral packed, and quite possibly reverse-osmosis water. Please pour out a little in memory of the baroquebouge! And for God's sake do not slip and fall, cracking your head wide open on the LuxTile. You may not have had your coffee or crack cocaine yet and only one eye ball open because you forgot to push the auto button on the Nespresso last night or call your dealer. In 'Bullshit We Trust' found only here on:
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